He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space
you have my attention
the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online
idc how much you hate twilight her dad is awesome
Yeah, basically Twilight would be so much cooler without Bella and Edward.
Dude, can you imagine if Twilight was just about Charlie Swan, finding out that his best friend is a werewolf, and the town doctor he’s trusted for years is a vampire? And then he helps them stop the vampires that are murdering everyone?? THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.
Bella can stay in Arizona.
Oh hell, I would read that.
Charlie Swan: Vampire Slayer
the true gay icons
live to ride
how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute stuff like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population.
When I was like ten I was in the car with my dad and I was upset. I looked out the window and there was like fifty bikers and I waved and every single one of them waved and smiled and gave me the thumbs up and I was happy for like five days.
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
this is my chance
do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you
another set of commissioned dragon hoards ! the cat hoarder and the kitten hoarder are best friends and sometimes let their charges meet for playdates
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus