*Sneezes then farts* I'm 15, male, and a sophomore. I enjoy cooking, games, and staying up until 4am
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acebycircle:

He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space

benjiecon:

you have my attention

cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

littlelarrylover:

darkthoughtsbrightdays:

cerezsis:

whethervane:

genalikestoons:

katimus:

captainassbutt:

idc how much you hate twilight her dad is awesome

Yeah, basically Twilight would be so much cooler without Bella and Edward.

Dude, can you imagine if Twilight was just about Charlie Swan, finding out that his best friend is a werewolf, and the town doctor he’s trusted for years is a vampire? And then he helps them stop the vampires that are murdering everyone?? THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.

Bella can stay in Arizona.

Oh hell, I would read that.

Charlie Swan: Vampire Slayer

therealxtina:

the true gay icons

holmes-sweet-holmes:

lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute stuff like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

When I was like ten I was in the car with my dad and I was upset. I looked out the window and there was like fifty bikers and I waved and every single one of them waved and smiled and gave me the thumbs up and I was happy for like five days.

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

laughinyourheads:

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

this is my chance

timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

iguanamouth:

another set of commissioned dragon hoards ! the cat hoarder and the kitten hoarder are best friends and sometimes let their charges meet for playdates 

(part one) (part two)

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus